rants

here are all of my old rants from the star wars version of my site. my friend abe contributed to a lot of the more recent ones at the top of the list. also, one of my devoted readers has been kind enough to share some things that piss her off down below...

- the news that ended my star wars involvement

- erik's response to the episode 2 trailers

- sand people shooting jawas

- a nice little rant on lucas and the clones

- Dr. Strange Wars: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love George Lucas' Bomb

- our attack of the clones inspired old trilogy titles

- the clone inquisition

- judgement is here!

- "Why Jango Fett is the biggest shit eating whore in the galaxy"

- "Why Boba Fett is the Biggest Shit Eating Whore in The Galaxy"

- star wars fans are assholes

- an old commentary on episode 2 rumors and speculation right after phantom came out

- the phantom anus theatrical release review

- a new hope special edition theatrical release review

- the empire strikes back special edition theatrical release review

- return of the jedi special edition theatrical release review

- the beginnings of my ewoks/jar jar bullshit
 
lois' bitch sessions

more coming soon. my new outlet for all my hatred towards everything in the world. in the meantime, enjoy some other people's hatred...

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