star wars fans are assholes

written by dianoga

i hate all star wars fans. keep in mind that i always considered myself one, although i won't admit that i am at the same shit level as all other fans. i have hated them since the special edition came out; the fans are the reason that boba fagg was added to the special editions every god damn spot george could CG him. leading up to the special editions george used to say in interviews how he could never understand the popularity of such a character(boba) that had so little of a part in the trilogy. there's even footage(in the special edition documentaries or something) with him saying that "they(the fans) somehow brought him back to life in the comics, even though i killed him in jedi." but because that stupid shit of a character was just too cool for all fans, george had to go where his wallet, not his heart is(see any article on the ewoks), and add boba everywhere he could.

the next time i noticed that i really hated star wars fans was around the phantom anus release(see my article) and all the bullshit that came with darth maul not really being dead and whether or not palpatine was sidious. all of the shit that went on over the internet about those 2 issues were enough to make anyone embarassed to be associated with all the pricks that spoke out in the chat rooms and message boards. but i'm not going to get into that because i'm alienating the entire fan base as it is. jerks.

the thing that sparked this article is the poll i saw today on theforce.net's episode 2 page. the question: Which officially confirmed Episode II character are you most interested in? the choices: Jango Fett, Count Dooku, Zam Wesell, Bail Organa, Owen and Beru. the results so far: Jango Fett (1944 votes) 41.13%, Count Dooku (1882 votes) 39.82%, Zam Wesell (124 votes) 2.62%, Bail Organa (499 votes) 10.56%, Owen and Beru (277 votes) 5.86%.

what the fuck? that's all i can say about those results. yeah it might be cool to see some totally new characters that may look cool, or may have cool parts in the movie or something. but we all know they're going to die! so how fucking good can they really be? they're not in the REAL trilogy, unless george screws them up more than he already has with the special editions. why aren't fans excited to see some of the characters that we're already familiar with? isn't it more interesting to see owen and beru before they grew up, before they adopted luke, before all the shit goes down between them and obi wan? we've been hearing about it for almost 25 years, you'd think someone would care!? or bail organa? we've heard about him, speculated a lot about him, now we get to see what leia's adopted father is all about! that's fucking great! why doesn't anyone care?

cause all the "fans" suck. the people that call themselves star wars fans now are new fans, people that joined the star wars bandwagon when it became big on the internet. the same people that joined the bandwagon when hasbro re-released a bunch of awfully sculpted toys back in 1995. these people that now call themselves fans are the people that have no respect for the original movies. these people like the special editions. these people look at the added boba fagg scenes as something special. these people look at the phantom anus as something unique. these people are now thinking that it's really cool to see a stupid twelve year old kid with his stupid ass father showing the origin of a stupid ass, useless character that will have almost no importance to the true story, the ORIGINAL trilogy.

the day i saw the select picture of boba and jango together in the slave 1 cockpit, i emailed all my friends and told them that it was that picture that marked the end of episode 2. after seeing that, i knew that episode 2 had been ruined by george, and more importantly, by the "fans". and the fact that people on the internet were saying "that picture is the best one so far" just reinforced everything i was saying.

the only reason george is going back to do these films is to try to make the ORIGINAL ones more complete. he's telling the beginning so we can understand where some of the characters from the real movies come from. this bullshit with jango, maul, and boba is just crap to feed to the stupid ignorant people that call themselves star wars fans. it's this shit that will make george his money and boost the star wars movies to number one again.

why don't you people start looking at these movies for what they are in relation to the old movies, not the bullshit commercial crap they're becoming. you people are feeding into his crap on the internet, and you're giving old star wars fans a bad name. the only way i could justify anyone's thinking is by removing the name "star wars" from episodes 1-3 and making them some other sci-fi story written by george like willow, or labyrinth or something. if you people are going to fuck things up and ruin the star wars name, please do it around another movie series like star trek, or the matrix. until this shit changes, i don't consider you people star wars fans, and i'm embarassed to be one.