So, you haven't heard from me lately for one reason or another... shit, there is no reason. I just fucking hate everything about star wars and it's fans now, so it's tough for me to devote any of my time to something that SUCKS. the jango/boba thing isn't even worth mentioning any more because it's a waste of my time. if the fans are so fucking lame that they love the idea of a worthless character from the real trilogy being placed in a bunch of movies out of lucas' senile kid-infested mind, then fuck em.

my new problem is with the damn trailers that lucas is bullshitting us with. first we get something with no sound and no point. this was his lead in to the hype and money making extravaganza of episode 2 merch. he probably cut a deal with pixar to get a certain percentage of earnings opening weekend for puting that piece of shit in front of a half assed pixar flick. I won't even mention that he still owns a large percentage of pixar after selling it whenever he did. so what do we get out of the 30 seconds of silence? a couple shots of hot ass natalie. an awful cg yoda(stick to the fucking puppets until you can hack a real looking character, frank oz should sue lucas' ass just for insulting him with this cartoon attempt at a classic character). a horrible looking water planet. jango and his gay back pack. if I have to sit through more than 1 second of those damn boba fagg kids I'll be VERY upset when I see this movie. watto and an awful hat. and right near the end, the poorly cast hayden making out with hot ass natalie. would you pay $8 to see that? no fucking way. glad i didn't!!

now, it's getting late and I don't feel like going to sleep late because I had to educate everyone on why the second trailer sucks so much, so let me just say, IT FUCKING SUCKS! this trailer makes ep 2 look like lethal weapon meets starship troopers(which is a damn good movie). we get lame fucking jokes, rehashed locations, even scenarios that lucas feels he has to replay in the prequels, like obi wan cutting off someone else's arm in a bar. come on, is this really necessary? if someone out there finds that amusing, please let me know. so I can bitch slap you for being a total asshole. why does everything in the prequels have to completely relate to everything in the real trilogy? george, we're making 3 new movies, not 3 copies of some really good movies. try again.

I guess my point is that years ago, if I were to imagine what the back stories were to why obi wan, darth, and everyone else are the way they are, it wouldn't have ended up as a fucking cartoon filled with floppy-eared shit-stepping morons, poorly cast black guys, awful looking yodas(the puppet is still pretty damn good), and the same scenes redone in a new setting with better effects. so george and rick, once again, a hearty FUCK YOU to you both for delivering the true fans nothing they deserve.